A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer!

«I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.»

I’m listening to a recording of recently deceased comedian Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005), incredibly funny and original material. Most comedians use the same shit that Richard Pryor, Eddie Murpy, Chris rock, that irish asshole seems to be so fond of (smoking and fucking), Mitch has alot more going on. Or had. So long Mitch, and thanks for all the fish. I’ll put you on my ipod when I get one, you can rest there for a while.